sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

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left-nut:

jank:

sansyouth:

txrget:

- The Breakfast Club (1985)

the story behind this quote is so weird tho like this sixteen year old girl took a gun to an elementary school and started shooting the children as they played on the playground and she ended up killing two people and injured a whole bunch more and when they asked her why she did it she said “I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day.” 

This is less than a half a mile away from my home; my dad was supposed to go to school that day almost 40 years ago, yet he decided to stay home. Coincidence or luck?


the boomtown rats also made a really great song about this

left-nut:

jank:

sansyouth:

txrget:

- The Breakfast Club (1985)

the story behind this quote is so weird tho like this sixteen year old girl took a gun to an elementary school and started shooting the children as they played on the playground and she ended up killing two people and injured a whole bunch more and when they asked her why she did it she said “I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day.” 

This is less than a half a mile away from my home; my dad was supposed to go to school that day almost 40 years ago, yet he decided to stay home. Coincidence or luck?

the boomtown rats also made a really great song about this

(Source: fiftybullets, via sixpenceee)